I Lub U…

JELL-O LUBE


A recipe for a homemade Jell-O-based lubricant:
1 cup of water
1 cup of baby oil
1 packet of Jell-O (any flavor)
Throw all of these ingredients into a blender and mix until smooth. Then pour, and away you go! (Note: This lube is incompatible with condoms; the oil will dissolve the latex.)

4 Responses to “I Lub U…”

  1. Boone says:

    Cool this looks like fun , Im going to the store right now to get jell-o and baby oil, cause I have a date Rosie in 20 minutes and Im out of lube.

  2. p00ky says:

    haHA so much for “enduring” comments on the #gayportland blog:)

  3. Prototype_Leo1983 says:

    who in the fuck thought this up? and are you supposed to suck on the flavor like a jolly rancher or somethin? or is it just supposed to make your ass taste like you’re eatin with a spoon for real?

    sounds kind of kinky, but leave the baby oil out of it, you don’t want to look like a pedophile with that in your posession unless you’re tellin an officer or a district attorney that you just prefer smelling and looking like a newborn.

    dunno… just… weird…

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