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we are gathered here today to commence on the war against free civilians and revert our immoral country back to the way it was, with god as our observer and follower. the nation will understand the true wrath and terror of the lord. we are on a mission to destroy anyone who lies in opposition with god, to bring them to their knees and execute them on sight. our corrupt, immoral america has been tainted with violence, drugs, and sex. it has been overrun by atheists, homosexuals, and drug smugglers.
it is hard to believe that we have been fighting for this for our savior for over 2 millenniums, to resurrect him and what he stood for in our eyes. the maker of miracles. we have taken enough blows but our numbers still grow strong, and we need everyone out there to know that we are on a home stretch to rid this world of the very disease that should have been eradicated long ago. we don’t know why god took care of it himself, but we know in our faith that he wanted us to carry on his good work and do his deed.
and when we win this battle, the good lord will come to us and award us with a prosperous future where we can live in peace and harmony, with each other and with god, and there will be no one to oppress us for knowing that he is watching over us and making sure we’re all in line.
we’ve come up with a solution in which america will screen anyone wishing to move here, and will accept them on the following conditions:
-Applicant is married to a member of the opposite sex, or shows interest in a heterosexual marriage.
-Applicant must be 18 years of age or older, and must be able to obtain employment.
-Applicant, if under 18 and seeking refuge, must be of christian faith or are willing to practice the christian faith.
-Applicant must not have a prior criminal history in the last 7 years, including misdemeanors or felonies.
-Applicant, if expecting a newborn child, must attend a ceremonial service 12 weeks after birth for the newborn to be baptized by an appointed and authorized priest or priestess. Applicant must also sign and return documented proof to their nearest DOG (Department of God).
-Applicant will be tested for prior drug use through urine analysis, blood sample, hair sample, and samples of tissue from the gums, lungs, and liver. Applicant will sign an agreement form and sign a waiver acknowledging this matter. If tested for tobacco, marijuana, cocaine, crystal methamphetamines, LSD, or any body-harming, old (before 2010) or new (after 2010), your application will be denied and you will be permanently refused citizenship.
-All applicants are prisoners of the new world order. The very people who claim to appreciate you, yet, talk bullshit behind your back in the privacy of their own home, are preparing to fight against you. you’re being targeted and will be persecuted when they take reign of the order of the future world we are due to inhabit with many others yet due to become adults. The only way to win the freedom for your right to live is to group together and stand over anyone and anything in your path. Strength in numbers is what you’ve been taught and has been common sense for ages, and if one small link in the chain is faulty, your cause may be lost. There is a fine line for acceptance, and there are certain groups of people out there who will stop at absolutely nothing until you are nothing and wiped from existence. There is no greater sin, no lesser value, than human life itself, and yet, we are still considered sinners after 2000 years. My link with god remains solely in my blood, not with my mouth. Very soon, they will violently pick us out one by one and if we refuse, we will be executed ourselves. The only thing you can do is know how to fight back, carry a concealed weapon, and restore order by using the very means they will be using. Only when ambushed, will it be self-defense, and only then, it saves your ass the trouble of being judged on trial.
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