July 18, 2006 by MercuryPDX.

Margarita Popsicles INGREDIENTS: 1/2 cup sugar 1 cup fresh limejuice 1/2 cup water 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 2 tablespoons fresh orange juice 2 tablespoons tequila 2 tablespoons Grand Marnier (or Orange liqueur) 1 tablespoon lime zest Note: Omit the tequila and Grand Marnier for kid’s popsicles. DIRECTIONS: Combine sugar through orange juice in a small saucepan over medium heat. Cook, until sugar dissolves. Remove from heat and allow to cool. Add tequila, orange liqueur, and lime zest, mix to combine. Pour in molds* and cover with foil. Place the popsicle stick in center and freeze until hard, preferably overnight. *Please don’t use a glass. Get plastic molds.

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July 8, 2006 by p00ky.

Make a bed with a leaf or two of lettuce on a chilled plate…..
Add a mound of cottage cheese (4 oz. ice cream scoop works good) in the center..
Hollow out a tomato per plate, mixing the pulp with your favorite tuna salad…
Fill hollowed out tomato with the tuna salad (ham, chicken or crab salad work also)..
Press it into the mound of cottage cheese…
Surround with the tomato lid wedges, cored and quartered, wedges of cheese, celery sticks, etc…
Sprinkle with paprika and refrigerate for about an hour before serving.

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July 7, 2006 by p00ky.

JELL-O LUBE

A recipe for a homemade Jell-O-based lubricant:
1 cup of water
1 cup of baby oil
1 packet of Jell-O (any flavor)
Throw all of these ingredients into a blender and mix until smooth. Then pour, and away you go! (Note: This lube is incompatible with condoms; the oil will dissolve the latex.)

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